Just ya typical Friday night.

I just checked out the tag for my url.

I swear I have like several distinct personalities

Not sure if photo of concert tickets, or fail attempt at mirror pic.

Black Sabbath, Round 2.

LETS GET FUCKING WILD.

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Imagine if me and Javed ever had a conversation without;

Wayne’s World

Lyrics

Alcohol

Caps lock

Twitter

So called ‘racist’ comments

Spell check

My mum.

I’d have to re-evaluate our friendship…

So called? SO CALLED?
OH I GET IT, JUST BECAUSE IM BROWN YOU DON’T THINK MY REFLECTIONS OF DISCRIMINATION ARE ACCURATE? THATS SO RACIST. DO YOU THINK IM DRUNK OR SOMETHING? JUST BECAUSE IM GOING TO A PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT, TOMORROW NIGHT? EXCELLENT. 
TELL YOUR MUM I SAID HI! She’ll get it.

#WhatAreYouTalkingAbout #WeNeverTalkAboutAnyOfThoseThings

Liquor stores being closed over Easter weekend is the bain of my life.

Why do I get 5 days off If i’ll remember most of them?

You know you’re legit when your dad says you got home at 5am, and that’s just him covering for you.

I went up north with a few mates. This is all you need to know about the trip.

Hung out with some of the Local birds at Deep Purple & Journey.

Was having a mean old chat to some chick that came into the bank today, and the conversation somehow turned to Valentines day
  • Me: Oh yeah, that's coming up soon aye? Plans?
  • Her: Hah, please.
  • Me: Good call.
  • Her: All I'm looking for is someone to stumble around drunk and sing "Here I Go Again" at the top of my voice with.
  • Me:

Yeah, so last night I went out with two ghosts..

Got my Motörheadphönes yesterday. 
Everything louder than Everything else 

So we went to the races yesterday!
And before you start thinking i’ve become a classy fuck, I’ll have you know we went to town straight after, and sat at the waterfront eating McD’s.  

You know you’ve got an excellent friend when you go to her birthday party the day after your birthday and she insists you cut the cake with her, because in her words “It’s closer to your birthday than mine”