a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
why do boys act like they’ve committed a great humanitarian deed and single handedly solved world hunger when they say ‘i like girls with no makeup’ like congratulations would you like a nobel peace prize you fantastic feminist you
“Sit up straight” no why can’t I sit up gay you close-minded shit
Various shots of the Deep Purple Converse All Stars I customised for myself. Featuring In Rock, Burn, Stormbringer and Perfect Strangers. I’m waiting for purple shoelaces to arrive in the post, so these dark pink ones are filling in for now.
Can i just take a moment to say ‘ASDXDGHFJKSDAKAGJAGDAFHJAA’
That last poem was sobering as fuck.
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
You’d better close your eyes, bow your head, wait for the ricochet