Could go out, but drinking and no pants party sounds like a great time.
Alice Cooper with Orianthi - Caffeine live 2012
Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite tv shows
F.R.I.E.N.D.S » ”Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.”
I swear one of the riffs in Children Of The Grave by Black Sabbath and one of the opening riffs in Mz. Hyde by Halestorm are very alike
I KNOW EXACTLY WHICH ONE YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT, YOU BRILLIANT SON OF A BITCH
the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings
If you were actually a scientist, you wouldn’t use 1 study from 1980, based in Australia as the only evidence supporting your claim.
Changuage: A word used to explain Ben Chang’s unique way of speaking which involves replacing random words in the sentence with his last name. Described by some as “not even clever because he keeps using it as the word ‘change.’”
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro